slothilda:

I am Sailor Sloth, champion of naps!

(via xsweetest-sinsx)

technosora:

Guys.  I found Garfield.

(Source: misterjakes, via gnarly)

momunofu:

instead of “bro” just say “onii-chan”

you’re looking fucking jacked, onii-chan

(via turn-tech-goddess)

amoying:

strawberro:

strawberro:

strawberro:

owlsegg:

the-ackerman-queen:

strawberro:

LOOK WHAT MY CHEM TEACHER PUT ON MY TEST

Suuuuuuure. 

NO TEACHER WRITES LIKE THAt

THIS IS MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER NOW STOP CALLING BS 

hes showing this post to all his classes now

tell your chem teacher to change his theme

(via emiliepond)

Track: Talk dirty right in the pussy
Plays: 5539

I cannot control my laughter

xelamanrique:

"talk dirty to me"

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thepondsarefulloftears:

Everyone please watch this.

I’m vaguely turned on?