Way to pick that lock, guy…

blnk00:

You really nailed it….

ELECTRIFYING MOTHER FUCKER: Am I going to hell yet?
Cliff: >TIL a man named Walter Summerford was struck by lightning 3 times in his life. After his death, his gravestone was also struck.
Me: Shit
Me: That was an electrifying mother fucker.
Me: ... What.
Cliff: LOL
Cliff: omfg
Me: TOO SOON?

4chanisbetter-than:

YOUR HONOR I HAVE SOME UNEDITED, RAW FOOTAGE OF THE  BOOBIES’ SECURITY TAPE SHOWING A MORE LIKELY SUSPECT TO THIS CRIME
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OMFG

(via laymansterms12)

therealhamster:

clicks send on a text halfway through accidentally

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(via succeeding)

megasonger:

“Tell us an interesting fact about yourself!”

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(via turn-tech-goddess)

The season finale of Space Dandy is next week..

"REDRUM REDRUM REDRUM REDRUM REDRUM REDRUM REDRUM REDRUM REDRUM"

Space 5th grader’s Chwitter (via thousandhandbrightskycannon)

What the fuck was this entire episode. Just what the fuck.