lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

(via jesuschristmarie-theyreminerals)

nikktheconqueerer:

wake up america

(Source: dead-moon-california, via shorten)

cuteness-daily:

When someone randomly calls you cute and you just

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(Source: thecutestofthecute, via shouldnt)

"Substitute ‘damn’ every time you’re inclined to write ‘very;’ your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be."

Mark Twain (via feellng)

onlinewifey:

smack that ass from 8 feet away

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(via when-you-and-i-collide)

Pikachu’s all “lolno fuck you”

(via gnarly)

hawk-and-handsaw:

this gif of buff chris evans having to pretend like he can’t do a push-up is so important to me. 

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(via thefuuuucomics)